One day a little boy's mom had to make him go to school. The boy's mom drove him to school and then he went to school and didn't pay attention. The teacher knew because he was looking out the window.

She asked him a question that he didn't know because he wasn't paying attention. He said, "I wasn't paying attention".

Some time later realized what he wanted to be 20 years later. He wanted to be a teacher.

When he was teaching the kids asked him a question that he didn't know the answer to. So he was looking all over for a book and he remembered that that was the same question that his teacher asked him and he said, "I don't know".

Later that day he found his teacher's phone number and he called her and he said, "I'm very sorry for not paying attention in school. I should've listened."

Once upon a time there was a guy named Fred. Everyone made fun of Fred because he was as small as a baby. But one day he challenged a huge man to a race from Burbank to Chicago.

The huge guy said this is no challenge at all.

Thenext day they were waiting by the starting line. The starter was a man in red who said Ready... Set... Go and they were off as fast as a rabbit.

Fred was last but then he ran so fast that he made it right past the huge guy and Fred was at Chicago in a minute.

The man said, "Wow, I under estimated you I guess". And after that day they were friends forever.

One day there was a beast who was talking with a bird. The beast ranted to the bird on how he was never being treated fairly.

The beast added that he was never given any good opportunities in life to succeed.

The bird responded, "In life you don't wait to be handed opportunities, you must seek them out and make your own".

The beast looked at the bird and said, "You obviously don't understand me", and walked away.

The bird said to himself, "But I do understand you. You have never taken responsibility for your path in life".

There once was a boy that was poor. He lived off scraps of food. He was always like this since his prince died.

One day he found a lotto ticket and he scratched of the numbers. The numbers were 25, 44, 23, 19. Then one day he walked past a TV store and looked at the lottery show that was on. The lotto numbers were, 25, 44, 23, 19.

He was so happy that he screamed "I won!"

He went in the store and asked them if he could us there telephone. He called the place that handed out the money and told them were he was.

The next day he waited for the money and then it came. He just won $100,000,000.

The boy bought a house and he lived happyily ever after.

Once upon a time in a far off Celtic land, there lived a brilliant musician. One day he was called to the palace to play for the King and his court. As he arrived at the palace the servant showed him to his bed for the night and he was shocked to find that he had to sleep on straw in the barn.

He told the servant to take a message to the King that unless he slept in the palace he would not play at all. The King was outraged by this and told the musician to leave the palace and he was forbidden to play music in the land ever again.

The musician however, loved his music so much that he just could not obey the King and continued to play his music wherever he could but never told people his name so as not be to found out by the King. When the people asked him why, he told them the story of how the King had forbidden him to play in the land after he had refused to sleep on the straw in the barn. Being such a good musician his story spread across the land and he soon became widely known by the name of "No Nay Straw" for refusing to sleep in the barn.

The years passed on and at the palace, the King's daughter was soon to be married. To celebrate her wedding she invited all of the best dancers and musicians in the land, including "No Nay Straw", to perform on her wedding day.

The day of the wedding dawned and No Nay Straw arrived at the palace in disguise to avoid being found out by the King. However, when it was his turn to play, the King listened and knew that only one man could play so well. The King told No Nay Straw to take off his disguise. No Nay Straw stood before the King and spoke, "Yes, it is me, the one you banned from playing years ago but I cannot stop the music for it is what I love and what I must do and so I will leave".

The king paused for a while and then stood up and spoke to No Nay Straw. "Stop where you are" he shouted. "I realize now such good music must be heard, and so I say to you now, play, play with all you heart, play". No Nay Straw smiled and started to play again and all the other musicians smiled and cheered.

Soon all the crowd was cheering as well as No Nay Straw played the best music they ever heard in the land. The king then arose and proposed a toast. "I say now that no musician shall ever have to sleep in a barn again and from now on all musicians in the land shall sleep a proper bed and never shall they sleep on straw again!

Once upon a time the king gathered the blind men told them to describe a turtle.

The first blind man described the turtle and said that it was like a nut.

The second blind man described the turtle and he was sure that it was like a rock.

One day there were three best friends. It was the end of the school year. They were in the school talent show. They were doing a song called "I got Nerve" by Hannah Montana, a rock star.

So they were so worried about their act and that they were going to lose the talent show. Next, they were up next on stage for the show. Their act was great.

But they were at a pretty tuff lead because there were other acts.

Last, the results, and the winners were the Spice Girls.

The second winner was the Hannah Montana, fans. They came in 2nd, but were not mad !!!!!!!!!!!!

Katie the koala was walking home one sunny afternoon when cocky cockatoo was going for his afternoon run. Cockatoo ran past and started to tease Katie for being slow.

None of the animals liked Katie because she was too slow and they could not race her.

The next day Cockatoo was playing with his friends in the playground while Katie was watching. She would rather draw or write stories. Suddenly, a big gust of wind came rushing down and knocked a branch off a tree. Katie quickly ran over to pick the branch up, but Katie was too weak and the branch was too heavy for her. Cockatoo heard about this and in a gloating manner picked up the branch and moved it out the way.

The animals teased Katie and said she was weak and that she was just a baby. But Katie just ignored them. All the other animals didn’t like playing games with Katie because she was always too gentle.

But one afternoon when all the animals were at the river Cockatoo thought that he would show of and try and swim out in the deep. Katie told him not to because he could drown. But he just said that he doesn’t listen to silly koalas and that he wouldn’t drown.

So he dived in and started swimming and swimming and swimming till he could not touch the bottom any more. He got so far out that he started to drown and all of the other animals did not know what to do as they could not swim.

But luckily there was a tree hanging over the water. So Katie climbed up the tree and grabbed Cockatoo's hand. Katie pulled and pulled and pulled and dragged Cockatoo back where he could reach the bottom and safety.

After that day, Cockatoo realized that Katie was very clever and good at climbing trees.

They became friends and all the other animals liked her. In return Cockatoo flew to the highest tree and grabbed her a big bunch of gum nuts and leaves.

One day a girl named Gabby was sitting in the park by her self. Two other girls came and asked her, "'Do you want to play with us?"

"Sure", she said.

Now the girl went to Gabby's house for the whole day and be came best friends.